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fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

h ydra

fuckyeahappo:

drtanner-sfw:

alyjack80:

agentotter:

thisfeliciaday:

This is horrifying hahaha. (Via @amberbenson)

In which human reproduction seriously sounds like the Game of Thrones.

Dear lord

Proof of a loving God, you guys.

there are times when i think my feelings on the human reproductive cycle cannot get any worse.

then things like this come along, and prove me horrifically wrong.

I love how it is worded. I used to talk about the human immune system like this, but this is on a much bigger scale, it’s more brutal.

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waltzforluma:

"Opal" from Giant Woman.

When deciding how Pearl and Amethyst would sound as a single entity, we knew that her theme would be powerful and magnificent. We felt that Pearl’s influence would straighten out Amethyst’s normal swinging beat, and Amethyst’s influence would push Pearl’s classy piano towards a more wild playing style. The result is this giant “fusion” theme (in more than one way)!

Composed by Aivi & Surasshu
Strings performed by Jeff Ball

waltzforluma:

"Dance of Swords" from Steven the Swordfighter.

Dance of Swords. Sword of Dances. This is the background music for the duel between Pearl and Holo Pearl!

Music: Aivi & Surasshu
Art: Joe Johnston

veitstanz:

a good comic

veitstanz:

a good comic

catbountry:

teratomarty:

This hits all the same buttons as Metalocalypse and Team Fortress 2: big, rough-looking guys doing stupid-cute things.

I may have a new fandom.

Danny Trejo you cutie.

..I like this a lot.

gracekraft:

Been a long week

I think I have a crush on the gems

gracekraft:

Been a long week

I think I have a crush on the gems

flashcircuit:

Andrew Hussie has announced a new webcomic, Paradox Space, involving characters from Homestuck in all new situations, updating a new page every weekday starting this week!

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
revcleo:

I remember this thread! blingees forever! 

revcleo:

I remember this thread! blingees forever! 

operdermist:

I don’t know how long this will take. Probably a little over five hours.

Turning a hen into an ‘attacking hawk’ pose to show the neat things skin can do when a body’s internal structure is modified. Come play!

Trigger Warning: Dead animals